The Saddest EOS Ever

Kinja'd!!! "Boxer_4" (Boxer_4)
05/12/2014 at 18:20 • Filed to: None

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I'm not sure what to think.

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Boxer_4
05/12/2014 at 18:22

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"HELP ME... PLEASE "

-Eos


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Boxer_4
05/12/2014 at 18:25

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Some High school student or something. Where I went, ricesorrising new cars was the thing, Haha.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Boxer_4
05/12/2014 at 18:26

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Buys least sporting VW on sale... adds wing.


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > Boxer_4
05/12/2014 at 18:28

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Fuck those Camrys. They don't know. I'm the groundedest.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > Boxer_4
05/12/2014 at 18:57

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Dude. I dont even...

That drivers seat got the gangster lean going on too, they must know they're cool.


Kinja'd!!! liquid_popcorn > Boxer_4
05/12/2014 at 19:24

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...wow.

I see some fugly VWs here at the dealership, but that's a whole 'nother level.


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
05/15/2015 at 11:39

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you do realize all eos came with a mk6 gti engine and 6 speed or dsg right? you cant get it with a shitty 2.5 a shitty tdi engine a shitty slushbox or a shitty 5 speed. it only came with the sports engine and gearboxes among other awesome shit like leather only and disc brakes etc. it was not their least sporty model not by a long shot


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Boxer_4
05/15/2015 at 11:39

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Maybe he also did a Golf R swap?

...no. He didn’t do that. They never do cool things like that. It’s always wangs ‘n thangs and herrafrush. :(


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Forgetful
05/15/2015 at 11:40

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He can’t be the groundedest. Not enough highway passings under the hood.